This GIF of light and shadows is the closest thing that I have ever found to simulating what it is like to be on LSD while looking at your reflection. This is what I show sober people when they ask what it is like to trip.
The Signs as High Thoughts
- Aries: If I think in my own voice, does my dog think in his own barks?
- Taurus: What are snails even trying to do
- Gemini: Mars is populated entirely by robots
- Cancer: If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president
- Leo: Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day
- Virgo: Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined
- Libra: When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
- Scorpio: The first teacher ever didn't go to school
- Sagittarius: I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that's how it works
- Capricorn: Cup holders are cups for cups
- Aquarius: My stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
- Pisces: I wonder what my dog named me
1- Bondi Baths (Sydney, Australia, 2011).
2- Playa Azul (Cuba, 2012).
3- Waikiki Surfers (Honolulu, Hawaii, 2013).
4- Surfers (Hawaii, 2013).
5- Waikiki (Honolulu, Hawaii, 2013).
6- Santa Monica (California, 2013).
